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A woman wearing a raincoat, nightie, and galoshes flees through the woods
Above: “I just ran, I ran all night and day.”

Devil Story is an optimistic title for this no-budget fever dream. (1986)

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Cast
Crew
  • Guy Maria, Director of Photography
  • Gérard Delassus, Sound
  • Bernard Launois, Screenplay
  • Bernard Launois, Director
  • Aline Lecomte, Script Supervisor

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Devil Story is an excellent contender for one of the worst movies ever made. It is a failure on every metric. Many times movies are a swing and a miss. This movie, they walked up to home plate wielding an anchovy.

Yeah, I know. It’s hard to describe how much of a miss this film is. Here’s a short clip from the opening sequence to serve as an illustration.

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An androgynious wood-collector skips into frame, turns around, looks confused, skips out the other direction

“Who am I? What am I doing here?”

There’s approximately ten minutes of material in this ninety-minute movie, which mostly involves extended death sequences. There’s also many shots of characters vomiting either fake blood or green foam. Oh, and an old man who spins around in circles trying to shoot a black horse that’s not only in a different field, but a different time zone.

Ghost girl stares

If I shoot in all different directions around me, surely I will hit something.

There’s this guy who changes a tire and patronizes his wife but that’s about it. For her part, the wife does a lot of unconvincing screaming and running through the woods in a pyjamas / raincoat ensemble. I guess she’s the protagonist, or at least a neutagonist if there is such a thing. The horse rears and whinnies, the old guy shoots in random directions.

The evil family in the story consists of a witch woman, her demon-faced son, the ghost of her daughter (who spends most of the screen time trying not to corpse), and a mummy? For some reason? They don’t do much threatening beyond try to bury the patronized wife alive in a stone crypt.

Ghost girl stares

“Must… not… laugh…”

The car has Florida plates but there’s no way that hotel is in Florida.

The phrase “so bad it’s good” is overused, but I wouldn’t go that far on this one anyway. It is, however, so bad it’s interesting, and I’ll be spending a fair amount of time with the Blu-Ray extras. Bernard Launois needs to explain himself.

Bonus clip: here’s what counts as stuntwork.

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The patronized wife looks all around, then promptly trips into an open grave

“Eeep!”

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