What did I just watch? Movies beyond the Netflix queue
A satanic pumpkin farmer struggles to keep his hand-picked successor in his field. Everyone else has conversations no one would ever have.
A struggling artist recovering from a suicide attempt has nightmares about murders that really occurred while he was asleep.
Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)
The last surviving Frankenstein and Cool Cat Dracula fight to decide who can deliver the most boring exposition
Creature Cabin (2017)
When Oscar‘s boyfriend leaves and she gets kicked out of her band on the same day, there’s nothing else to do but decamp for a demon-haunted cabin.
Sugar Cookies (1973)
When an adult film director murders one of his stars, her former lover hatches an elaborate revenge plan.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
After a terrifying street race accident leaves Mary the only un-drowned passenger, she finds herself entirely unable to reconnect with the world around her — and haunted by apparitions of the dead.
Barbarian takes the gestalt and throws it against the wall to see what sticks.
Ttheater gimmick backfired, but Clue was ultimately funny enough to find its audience.
Are you prepared for a Honeymoon of Terror? (1961)
Frank and Marion abandon their Vegas honeymoon for camping on a deserted island only to discover it’s occupied by a murderer.
X is not just an ode to 1970s slasher movies, but a fantastic Resident Evil movie. (2022)
When an independent film crew rents a cabin in Houston for their location shoot, they quickly run into trouble with their neighbors.
The Vampire Lovers is two Draculas in one! (1970)
Although the source material is from an older vampire novel, the events of The Vampire Lovers will be familiar to horror fans.
In Mystery of the Wax Museum, the exhibits are more real than you imagine. (1933)
When an accomplished sculptor’s life work is destroyed he takes a few short-cuts to build back better.
The Wachowski’s low-budget Bound will make you wish no one had ever given them piles of cash. (1996)
Two lovebirds scheme to steal a huge pile of cash from a small-time mobster they’ve dangerously underestimated.
In Thriller, Tony the pimp learns it’s hard to find good help these days. (1973)
No one wants to work anymore. Not even mute women forced into drug addiction and prostitution.
Devil Story is an optimistic title for this no-budget fever dream. (1986)
A smuggler gets the runaround in Trans-Europ-Express (1966)
A drug mule’s job is complicated by his employers, the police, his sexual obsessions, and the movie’s production team.
Malignant proves you need eyes in the back of your head. (2021)
James Wan frakensteins exploitation genres together with limited success.
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane is a once but once-only watch. (1976)
The ultimate latch-key kid has a unique way of dealing with nosey neighbors.
The Thin Man is pre-code gold (1934)
When Dorothy Wynant’s father goes missing, her only hope is a wise-cracking, heavy-drinking, semi-retired private detective and his socialite spouse.