A scene from Lifeforce.
Above: A zombie awakes in Lifeforce

What did I just watch? Movies beyond the Netflix queue

House of Wax (1953)

In an age before insurance fraud investigations, a vengeful sculptor takes matters into his own hands.

Gwendoline (1984)

She’s sorry she can’t come to the phone, she’s a little tied up right now.

Caveat (2020)

There has got to be a catch, he says, but goes ahead anyway.

Horror of Party Beach (1964)

Monsters made of fish and hot dogs terrorize a Connecticut beach.

She (1985)

A post-apocalyptic goddess-queen teams up with Tom, Dick, and Harri to form the first antifa squad of the post-Cancellation era.

What We Become (2015)

When the zombie apocalypse comes, the best defense turns out to be a house-sized garbage bag.

Night Moves (1975)

A private investigator gets distracted by his own life drama while trying to track down a runaway.

Saturn 3 (1980)

Love and revenge amongst some of the best designed corrodors in science fiction cinema history.

Cherry 2000 (1987)

A hunt for a sex-bot blooms into romance between the client and the contractor.

Ghost Ship (2002)

A salvage crew boards a derelict luxury liner and has the nerve to be surprised by ghosts.

Lifeforce (1985)

Straight men see a naked lady and lose the sum total of their shit.

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Teens help a delusional woman maintain her sense of self-worth by keeping her company while renovating her ruined manse.

The Cheap Detective (1978)

Lou has to solve his partner’s murder while various femme fatales fling themselves at him.

What Have You Done to Solange? (1972)

A cradle-robbing gym teacher is accused of brutal sex-murders at a Catholic girl’s school.

Speedy (1928)

β€œPops” wants a fair price for his obsolete streetcar route. Can his daughter’s boyfriend stop goofing off long enough to help out?

Night of the Lepus (1972)

It’s wabbit season. This time the wabbits are the hunters.

The Tingler (1959)

Scientific obsession and family drama align in the breathtaking cinema of back-breaking terror!

Ice Spiders (2007)

Arachnids take a ski vacation and a bunch of speciesist primates freak out.

The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001)

Guests at a rural B&B discover they can check out any time they like, but they can never leave.

The Night Walker (1964)

Irene has such bad luck with men even the ones she dreams about are manipulative jerks.
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