A scene from Lifeforce.
Above: A zombie awakes in Lifeforce

What did I just watch? Movies beyond the Netflix queue

The fish-faced monster that is the Horror of Party Beach

Horror of Party Beach (1964)

Monsters made of fish and hot dogs terrorize a Connecticut beach.
Sandahl Bergman on horseback, pointing off into the distance.

She (1985)

A post-apocalyptic goddess-queen teams up with Tom, Dick, and Harri to form the first antifa squad of the post-Cancellation era.
Zombie hands in silhoutte against a glass door

What We Become (2015)

When the zombie apocalypse comes, the best defense turns out to be a house-sized garbage bag.
Delly and Harry looking out at the ocean.

Night Moves (1975)

A private investigator gets distracted by his own life drama while trying to track down a runaway.
Farrah Fawcett pulling a nude Kirk Douglas's hair as he attacks someone out of frame

Saturn 3 (1980)

Love and revenge amongst some of the best designed corrodors in science fiction cinema history.
Pamela Gidley as the gynoid Cherry

Cherry 2000 (1987)

A hunt for a sex-bot blooms into romance between the client and the contractor.
The two captains take a drink

Ghost Ship (2002)

A salvage crew boards a derelict luxury liner and has the nerve to be surprised by ghosts.
Mathilda May with bare shoulders and a smirk

Lifeforce (1985)

Straight men see a naked lady and lose the sum total of their shit.
Elvira reclines on her couch

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Teens help a delusional woman maintain her sense of self-worth by keeping her company while renovating her ruined manse.
Still from the movie

The Cheap Detective (1978)

Lou has to solve his partner’s murder while various femme fatales fling themselves at him.
Henry addresses his gym class.

What Have You Done to Solange? (1972)

A cradle-robbing gym teacher is accused of brutal sex-murders at a Catholic girl’s school.
A horse-drawn streetcar surrounded by automobiles in New York

Speedy (1928)

β€œPops” wants a fair price for his obsolete streetcar route. Can his daughter’s boyfriend stop goofing off long enough to help out?
Giant bunnies attack a ranch.

Night of the Lepus (1972)

It’s wabbit season. This time the wabbits are the hunters.
The silhouette of a tingler on a movie screen

The Tingler (1959)

Scientific obsession and family drama align in the breathtaking cinema of back-breaking terror!
A giant black widow climbs a school bus

Ice Spiders (2007)

Arachnids take a ski vacation and a bunch of speciesist primates freak out.
The Katakuris, looking happy

The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001)

Guests at a rural B&B discover they can check out any time they like, but they can never leave.
A face obscured by a fist holding a staring eyeball

The Night Walker (1964)

Irene has such bad luck with men even the ones she dreams about are manipulative jerks.
The domed City of Logan’s Run

Logan’s Run (1976)

A Sandman goes to the Jellicle Ball, then learns the facts of life from Hercule Poirot.
Barbarella holding a small armory of weapons

Barbarella (1968)

An underprepared space-agent has to save the world from ultimate space-evil but hasn't got a space-thing to wear.
Kid Shelleen and his horse leaning against the wall of a building.

Cat Ballou (1965)

A drunken, washed-up gunfighter struggles to reclaim center stage from the whitebread, upstart imposters who have taken over.
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