What did I just watch? Movies beyond the Netflix queue
Chopping Mall (1986)
An unvarnished look at 80s paranoia and architecture set in the birthplace of mallrat culture.
The Loreley’s Grasp (1973)
The thing I really don’t get is she turns into a fish to hunt on land? How does that make sense?
Innocent Blood (1992)
A vampire accepts a mobster’s invitation to dinner and is surprised when there is garlic involved.
House of Wax (2005)
Once again city folk stick their nosey little noses in where they don’t belong.
Theater of Blood (1973)
Bad notices in the press by a sadistic cabal of critics drive a Shakespearean actor to homicide.
Blood Theatre (1984)
“Teenagers” suffer at the hands of an incompetent theater manager and, later, a murderous stranger. The manager is the worst of the two.
Saint Maud (2020)
When a home-care nurse tries and fails to convert her charge to something resembling Christianity, things take a turn for the obsessive.
The Telephone Book (1971)
A dirty phone call leads to an adventure of self-discovery in this art-inflected satire of sex comedies.
Happy Death Day (2017)
A mean sorority girl gets murdered over and over again, giving her the opportunity to re-evaluate all of her life choices.
Nothing Underneath (1985)
When a beautiful model goes missing, her twin brother chats up her colleagues.
Even though a massive malevolent mower is mangling members, the country club says the tournament must go on.
A space llama threatens college partiers on grandma’s Ohio farm.
Castle of the Living Dead (1964)
A reclusive count hires an acting troupe to perform for him… forever!
House of Wax (1953)
In an age before insurance fraud investigations, a vengeful sculptor takes matters into his own hands.
She’s sorry she can’t come to the phone, she’s a little tied up right now.
There has got to be a catch, he says, but goes ahead anyway.
Horror of Party Beach (1964)
Monsters made of fish and hot dogs terrorize a Connecticut beach.
A post-apocalyptic goddess-queen teams up with Tom, Dick, and Harri to form the first antifa squad of the post-Cancellation era.
What We Become (2015)
When the zombie apocalypse comes, the best defense turns out to be a house-sized garbage bag.