What did I just watch? Movies beyond the Netflix queue
Two women witness zombie attacks but the men have to have their faces practically chewed off before they’ll believe it happened.
A pair of innovators discover a unique way to disrupt the medical supplies market and are punished for it by the populist masses.
An old man falls for a woman young enough to be his great-great-great-great grandaughter. They drink each other’s blood.
The Bram Stoker adaptation that dares to include all the aimless travel sequences.
When an undercover librarian aggravates the neighboring aristocrat, he enfenestrates to exsanguinate.
Valley girls survive the zombie apocalypse, but will they survive rescue?
Two stranded wickies get on one another’s absolute last nerve.
A gadget-laden jewel thief continually eludes justice.
A family curse guarantees two sisters will be at each other’s throats.
A serial-killer’s new wife is haunted by the ghost of his old one.
A midwestern family does psychic battle with a ghostly samurai while unintentionally(?) exploring toxic gender relationships.
Monster terrorizes a small town, but not as much as everyone's inner demons do.
A better-than-the-original take on an Edgar Allan Poe classic.
Intense family drama turns into haunted-house horror at about the 50% mark.
This pre-code adventure movie is so shockingly racist you might find yourself pulling for the evil genius instead.
Bodies are showing up with their brains and spinal columns removed; is the local military base at fault?
This low-budget, high-quality suspense film from 1942 blends jump scares with sexual anxiety and gender politics to create a deceptively simple movie people are still arguing about today.
Ursula Andress and Marcello Mastroianni play a deadly game of cat and mouse except the mouse is borderline suicidal and the cat likes to make things overly complicated.
Not the best spy spoof, but certainly one of the first.
The production of a zombie movie descends into chaos when real zombies show up and the director won’t stop the shoot.
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